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Woah, greetings, careful this is a risky situation! Public works are often taking place in Melonland. Please explore the site and if you get lost click the red MELON button to get back here. If you'd like to know more read Melon's manifesto here!


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22/11/2021 - Site works and manifesto!

Oh my, some sneeky person has painted a big fresco on the melon homepage, who would do such a thing! Look at all the drips, what a mess :^O

I finished writing a site manifesto, it took about 5 rewrites, but for now its good! Click me to read with your eyes.

Finally, the site now has a bluuee navbar, I wanted to make it blue about 5 years ago but I forgot. If your unfamiliar with the colour, here are other blue things: the sky, the sea, bluebirds, blue berries, MsDOS sometimes, packets of biscuits that are blue, that one song, and melons navbar!

15/11/2021 - MelonLand Forum!

This week I was working on a new forum! It's now live. Please join it, thank you very much! :]

Visit the forum here: forum.melonking.net or OPEN IN A NEW TAB

30/10/2021 - Happy HALLOWOON >:D

Happy Halloween everyone! Be sure to make some pumpkin pie, I MADE SOME LAS YEAR ANd it was heckin nice. Remember if you're 20 and you live an average life you only have 60 more halloweens left :O

ALSo visit my spooky halloween page and help Mr Loom out of the haunted house! Omg quick click this text!

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