Melon's Grand News Archive 2021

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14/12/2021 - Ozwomp's Voyage is done!

The long awaited game Ozwomp's Voyage is complete! You can download it and play as ozwomp today :^) It will be free for a LIMITED TIME, so grab your copy over at Itch.Io!

Lots of work went into this and there are still a few things I wanna add, BUT I hope you enjoy it! See a trailer video!

22/11/2021 - Site works and manifesto!

Oh my, some sneeky person has painted a big fresco on the melon homepage, who would do such a thing! Look at all the drips, what a mess :^O

I finished writing a site manifesto, it took about 5 rewrites, but for now its good! Click me to read with your eyes.

Finally, the site now has a bluuee navbar, I wanted to make it blue about 5 years ago but I forgot. If your unfamiliar with the colour, here are other blue things: the sky, the sea, bluebirds, blue berries, MsDOS sometimes, packets of biscuits that are blue, that one song, and melons navbar!

15/11/2021 - MelonLand Forum!

This week I was working on a new forum! It's now live. Please join it, thank you very much! :]

Visit the forum here: or OPEN IN A NEW TAB

30/10/2021 - Happy HALLOWOON >:D

Happy Halloween everyone! Be sure to make some pumpkin pie, I MADE SOME LAS YEAR ANd it was heckin nice. Remember if you're 20 and you live an average life you only have 60 more halloweens left :O

ALSo visit my spooky halloween page and help Mr Loom out of the haunted house! Omg quick click this text!

8/10/2021 - Daniel's Network Search

Many years ago (aka 2017) I made lil search engine after a class in college on data organisation. It KINDA worked, but it crashed so often I ended up shutting it down, WELL GUESS WHAT, now its back!

It's been reworked and now crashes WAY LESS :3 Its also about 5000x faster, and holds 50x more sites. Find it over here!

20/9/2021 - Downloads and Site Revamps

Halooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I added a way cool site downloads section! Its a bit thin at the moment but HOLD YOUR TOYOTAS, It'l have more stuff soon, including gronks.

ALSO added some pictures of my last trips to Japan in the travel logs section, and made a new page of Oglington's Wagon. OH and the games section, it's more o b s c u r e ;-D

ALSO ALSO, there s new GOLD limited edition badge in the Gift Shop! BE SURE to actualy BUY it, DO NOT just save the image. I WILL KNOW!!!!?! Ok thats all, stay human, or whatever it is that you are. Oh and if you're reading this 200 years in the future, HELLO 2221!!

12/9/2021 - A Voyage in Cyberspace :O

Follow Mr Womp on a brand new adventure as he travels through the stars (has music so click me for a new tab!).

OR if you're looking for something older, here are some comics I made when I was 7 :^[]
Lump's Adventures & Lump - Season of the Dead

14/5/2021 - GiF Gallery! New Website!

After a few days HARD WORK the new Gif Gallery site is done! The gallery has an almost infinite number of rooms, populated with 100k gifs. It was supposed to have more but apparently Neocities has a file limit.. ANYWAY its enough.

I hope you'll all spend some time visiting the gallery and finding some cool gifs! Here are a few rooms I found:

4/7/2021 - Virtual Worlds and Metaverses

Halooooo, its me, I have posted some texts from my dissertation about metaverses and virtual worlds. Find them over at the blog section! Also don't forget you can join the virtual worlds discord here its a lil club for web worlds enthusiasts!

ALSO I got this bangin iPod, is plays tunes aplenty but crashes horribly if you try and play a movie so I cant play the gummy bear song music video aaaaarrrggghhhh. Oh well, life has many serious ups and downs, what can I say (shrunk shrug shrug wink?) Don't forget to put a lemon slice in your pasta sauces to make them extra tasty!

8/5/2021 - New Recipe 4U: Lunch Pasta!

Wow, from this news feed youd think this was a cooking site now! Anyway I have written down my world famous lunch pasta recipe. If you wanna make some good pasta, click here!

22/4/2021 - PIZZA!

Got an ACTUAL pizza stone, here is the first test! No more soggy pizzas! Man I really don't like soggy pizzas. Im aware this pizzas not perfect, but ITS NOT SOGGY :^)

ALSO this site now has a proper RSS feed! Here is an RSS reader for Mac and one for Windows!

17/4/2021 - 3D Worlds Discord!

Iv had a lot of people asking about how the 3D worlds on the site work. So Iv setup a Discord server SPECIFICALLY for people interested in virtual worlds on the web! Im slowly writing tutorials, I hope it can inspire and help people make their own worlds!

You are welcome to join on Discord HERE

ALSO the land of melons has a new MULTIPLAYER zone (Told you so in the last news cast ;^] ), I hope to expand it lots, you can try it out here! MELONLAND 2

14/4/2021 - Spin Art!

Here is some wayyy k00l spin art that Im totally not going to reuse as a texture in an updated multiplayer Melonland page ;D

26/3/2021 - Web-garden and new badge!

Oh kiddos, its not been a very good few days. Sometimes no matter how much you wish for something to be ok, wishes don't come true.

Make melons into melon-aid as they say. So here is a new site badge (with wobble stars) and my new web-garden!

Web-gardens are a really cool idea, you they are like mini bonsai websites. Site badges for the 21st century. See my collection here.

9/3/2021 - Article on Tech and Art

I wrote a quick note on how I think tech people and companies should be interacting with artists and what the value would be for them! Read here!

9/2/2021 - POGs!

I forgot to write about it at the time, but I have acquired a substantial collection of fresh POGs! I know some of you will be in awe, perhaps terminally jealous. I just want you to know that you should be! POGs are very cool and everyone should go and buy lots today!

1/1/2021 - Happy New Year!

Ah yes it is a new year, at least if you use the Gregorian calendar.. It seems like only yesterday I did a big revamp for the start of 2020, oh how times have changed. Little does the land of melons change while all the world roles around it to the whims of pesky humans. Have a good year everyone!