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Hello humans, Im Daniel aka Melon aka the webmaster. I live on a distant rock called Ireland, here I make soup and look at the rain.

Hopefully you enjoy exploring my web-o-sphere, may it remind you that things do not have to be as they are. If you have not already, visit the giftshop before you go ;)

Random Story Time!

Once upon a time there was an old goat, his hands were blue, even though goats don't have hands, and his ears where tall and fine. One day he sold his ears to a traveling iPad sales man, the man said OH lookie at these apps. And the goat was hooked. But then he realised the iPad was a bit useless and he liked ears more.

So he chopped it in 2 and sat on it lots until it was twisted into a sort of ear shape. Now he had Spotify built right into his ears. He was a cyborg goat now, nothing could stop him. How cool is that!



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