Dear Member #893476

Thanks for joining The Video Game Club - I have attached your members fee below; please pay it because I want money >:)

As a member you will receive boons and perks THE LIKES OF WHITCH NONE HAVE SEEN BEFORE!!! Ahahahaha

Our game of the week is Silent Hill, we will be reenacting it as soon a preparations are finish, participation is mandatory :)

I will send your more info soooon valued member.

-Lori (ceo of the video game club)

                === Members ===
                New Member: $1.73
                Tax: $0.02
                Official Hat: $83
                TOTAL: buy me a coffeee?? <3